PROTECT OUR NATIONAL PARKS Tee
$ 28.00
PROTECT OUR NATIONAL PARKS Tee
Enjoy your afternoon hike but beware of the inhabitants! Protect our National Parks Tees feature legendary cryptids like Mothman and Wendigo—perfect for outdoor enthusiasts with a sense of humor. Lightweight, comfortable, and ready for whatever lurks in the wilderness. Because every great adventure needs a good laugh.
CRYPTID FRIENDS Pajama Loungers
$ 32.00
CRYPTID FRIENDS Pajama Loungers
Slip into cryptid chaos with CRYPTID FRIENDS Pajama Loungers. Nessie, Bigfoot, and the whole mysterious crew are here to keep you laughing through lazy days and restless nights. Soft, stretchy fabric moves with you whether you're lounging on the couch or making a midnight snack run. The playful all-over print celebrates every legend that's ever kept us guessing—perfect for anyone who loves a little folklore humor mixed into their comfort wear.
DAY AT THE LAKE Cryptid Tee
from $ 28.00
DAY AT THE LAKE Cryptid Tee
Bigfoot and Nessie's big day out at the lake (when we're not watching of course). This comfy cotton/poly blend tee celebrates the unlikely friendship between two of cryptozoology's most elusive legends. Perfect for lake trips, cryptid enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates offbeat humor and vintage-inspired casual style. Soft, relaxed fit that works year-round.
Pair with our CRYPTID Pajama Loungers for the ultimate cozy vibe!
Don't be an Assquatch Tee
from $ 28.00
Don't be an Asssquatch Tee
Embrace your wild side with this playful sasquatch tee that celebrates cryptid culture and good humor. Featuring a fun, tongue-in-cheek design, it's perfect for nature lovers, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates quirky apparel. Unisex sizing ensures a comfortable fit for everyone. Soft, durable fabric makes it ideal for casual wear, weekend adventures, or just making people smile.
Cotton/ Poly mix helps shrinkage and feels great! Unisex sizing S-3XL
Pair with our Bigfoot pajamas for the ultimate hang out outfit or holiday gift!
BIGFOOT Pajama Bottoms
$ 32.00
Slip into serious comfort with BIGFOOT Pajama Bottoms—the perfect blend of fun and coziness for anyone who loves cryptid humor. Soft fabric keeps you cozy whenever and wherever while the playful design brings smiles. Available in unisex sizing M–2XL, they're a hit for guys and gals alike. Pair with Asssquatch Tees or our Bigfoot and Woodbooger hats for the ultimate vintage-inspired loungewear look.
Assquatch Tees and Bigfoot or Woodbooger hats sold separately.
Beast of Bray Road Cryptid Hat
$ 35.00
Beast of Bray Road Cryptid Hat
The Beast of Bray Road, a legendary Wisconsin werewolf that frankly scared the crap out of us. Joining our legendary line up of cryptids, the Beast of Bray road is sure to create a hub bub wherever you go.
Rock this bad boy and watch heads turn faster than a werewolf spotting a full moon—comfortably snug with an adjustable SnapBack that fits up to 7.5” because no two noggins are created equal!Adjustable SnapBack fits up to 7.5”
Check out our entire CRYPTID line up- Bigfoot, Mothman, Lizardman and Yeti just to name a few!
DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH Tee- Heather Grey
from $ 28.00
DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH Tee
Embrace your wild side with this playful Bigfoot tee from Angry Minnow Vintage. Crafted from super soft fabric that feels as good as it looks, this heather grey shirt features a cheeky "Don't Be an Assquatch" design that'll get laughs wherever you go. Perfect for casual hangouts, road trips, or anyone who appreciates quirky humor and comfort. A fun conversation starter that proves vintage style doesn't have to take itself seriously.
Check out our new DON'T BE AN ASSQUATCH tee, available in unisex sizes S-3XL, is a must-have for avid squatch fans. Made with a 50/50 cotton poly mix, this tee combines comfort with style. Get yours now at our online store!
Pabst BIGFOOT Tee- Heather Grey
from $ 28.00
Pabst Blue Ribbon Bigfoot Graphic Tee
Rock the wild side with this Pabst BIGFOOT tee that blends iconic brewery branding with cryptid mystique. The heather grey fabric offers a soft, comfortable base for the bold graphic that's sure to spark conversations. Perfect for PBR fans, vintage collectors, and anyone who loves a shirt with personality, this piece delivers retro cool with a cheeky twist. Wear it to casual hangouts, festivals, or anywhere you want to show off your quirky taste in tees.
Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer T-shirt
Officially Licensed Pabst Apparel by Angry Minnow Clothing Co.! Pabst Bigfoot on our comfy Cotton/ Poly blend tees. Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer T-Shirt
Graphic Tee Bigfoot Pabst Blue Ribbon
Angry Minnow Graphic Tee Bigfoot Pabst Blue Ribbon
Mens sizing M-3XL
Ozark Howler Cryptid Hat- Distressed Black Snapback
$ 35.00
Ozark Howler Cryptid Hat
Announcing a new Cryptid monster to our stellar line up! The Ozark Howler Cryptid Hat!
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Cryptid Merchandise
The Ozark Howler legend has been passed down for generations by locals who have heard things they could not describe, and have seen things that couldn’t be described as an animal that you would expect to find in the heart of the Ozark wilderness. Its frightening sound and eerie appearance has been seen in the more remote parts of the Missourian and Arkansan Ozarks and even farther west in Oklahoma and south in Texas. Get your Ozark Howler Monster hat now!
Distressed Snapback, comfy and soft. Like a favorite hat from the get go!
Check out Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Batsquatch and more on our web site. Please use the word "cryptid" in the search bar to see all of options!
Ozark Howler Cryptid Hat- Distressed Nightshade
$ 35.00
Ozark Howler Cryptid Hat
Announcing a new Cryptid monster to our stellar line up! The Ozark Howler!
Cryptid Merchandise
The Ozark Howler legend has been passed down for generations by locals who have heard things they could not describe, and have seen things that couldn’t be described as an animal that you would expect to find in the heart of the Ozark wilderness. Its frightening sound and eerie appearance has been seen in the more remote parts of the Missourian and Arkansan Ozarks and even farther west in Oklahoma and south in Texas. Get your Ozark Howler Monster hat now!
Distressed Snapback, comfy and soft. Like a favorite hat from the get go!
Check out Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Batsquatch and more on our web site. Please use the word "cryptid" in the search bar to see all of options!
Bigfoot Cryptid Series Hat - Distressed Camo Snapback
$ 35.00
Bigfoot Camo Cryptid Hat
Spot the legend in our Bigfoot Cryptid Series snapback—a distressed camo design that celebrates everyone's favorite forest dweller. This adjustable snapback keeps your head covered while you hunt for evidence (or just look cool doing it). Perfect for cryptid enthusiasts, outdoor adventurers, and anyone who believes Bigfoot deserves better PR. Structured front panels and curved bill deliver classic hat comfort with a mysterious twist.
We just love Big Foot anything so had to have these for our Angry Minnow fans! (Plus, the name makes us laugh).
Unisex, snap back fit. Fits like a favorite well loved baseball hat.
Bigfoot Hat- Distressed Black Snapback
$ 35.00
Bigfoot Distressed Ball Cap
We've had SO many requests for this hairy guy that my friends, we listened! Our WOODBOOGER hat (The Southern version) sold out so many times we knew our peeps might like this one too! Now available in distressed black, the comfiest, softest fan favorite hat. Bigfoot Distressed Ball Cap.
Embrace your love for the mysterious with our Bigfoot Hat- Distressed Black Snapback. Made with a bold Bigfoot design, this hat is perfect for any outdoor adventure. Showcase your passion for the unknown while staying stylish and comfortable.
Adjustable snapback
Fits up to size 7 1/2
Cryptid Distressed Hats
Check out our other great Cryptid line! Chupacabra-Bat Squatch, Mothman, Lizard Man and many More. Cryptid Distressed Hats.
Lizard Man Cryptid Hat- Distressed Black
$ 35.00
Lizard Man Cryptid Hat
NEW!!!! The legendary Lizardman of Florida/Georgia South Carolina is now available!! Lizard Man Cryptid Hat!
Lizard Man Distressed Baseball Cap
For those of you who have been enjoying our wildly popular Cryptid line, and those new to us, this one's for YOU! Lizard Man Distressed Baseball Cap!
Lizard Man of South Carolina
The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp in South Carolina is just the ticket to make everyone smile (or scare everyone).
Featured on our super comfy snapback hats. These fit low profile like a favorite hat that already fits perfectly.
Limited Edition Cryptid Hats go quickly, if you love it grab it! This one and more all sold separately. (See last pic for other great cryptid options).
Lizard Man is also available in a stocking Hat sold separately.
BAT-SQUATCH Cryptid Series Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 35.00
Angry Minnow Vintage Bat Squatch Hat
NEW! Our wildly popular Cryptid line has a new furry addition, introducing the one and only BAT-SQUATCH Hat!
Best Hats exclusive Angry Minnow Vintage
Bat-squatch is a flying Cryptid that was allegedly sighted near Mount St. Helens Best Hats Exclusive Angry Minnow Vintage
Cryptid Baseball Caps Angry Minnow Vintage
LIMITED EDITION Cryptids, just like their namesakes, dont stick around long. Get yours now! Cryptid Baseball Caps Angry Minnow Vintage
Super soft and comfy snapback hat, fits low profile.
Fits up to size 7 1/2
Available in Distressed Kelly Green as well. See separate listing
Please check out our Yeti, Woodbooger, Mothman and Chupacabra hats listed separately!
YETI The Abominable Snowman Cryptid Series Hat- Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Angry Minnow Vintage Cryptid Hat Yeti
You wanted it and now its here! The much anticipated YETI the abominable snowman hat is now available! Angry Minnow Vintage Cryptid Hat Yeti
Learn the legend in style with the YETI Abominable Snowman Hat. Crafted with a distressed black snapback design and featuring the legendary Yeti Cryptid, this hat is perfect for those who seek adventure and mystery. Add it to your collection and embrace the unknown.
Super soft low profile snapback hats are our specialty, paired here with one of our favorite hairy guys this is sure to be the talk oof the town when worn. So fun!
Prepare to hear "where did you get that!"
Limited Edition Cryptid Hat
CHUPACABRA Cryptid Series Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 35.00
Chupacabra Cryptid Hat Distressed Black
IT'S HERE!!!!! After a long wait, new to the Cryptic Line up, the CHUPACABRA!
El Chupacabra
Unleash the legend with the CHUPACABRA Cryptid Series Hat—a distressed black snapback that honors the most notorious creature of cryptid lore. Designed for paranormal enthusiasts, folklore collectors, and anyone captivated by mysterious legends from around the globe. This hat showcases striking CHUPACABRA imagery that demands attention and sparks wild conversations. Built with supremely soft, breathable fabric and an adjustable snapback fit, it keeps you comfortable while you channel your inner cryptid hunter. The weathered distressed finish gives it that authentic, time-worn appeal that only adds to its mystique. Whether you're a true believer, a folklore fanatic, or just love the thrill of the unexplained, this hat lets you wear your cryptid passion with style and attitude.
Black Washed Snapback Hat
Featured on our super comfy low profile snapback hat. Adjustable snap back closure.
Limited Edition Cryptid Hats go quickly, if you love it grab it!
Snapback fits up to 7 1/2”
