Distressed Hats (136)
House Party Hat STRAWBERRY Version - Distressed Red Snapback
$ 32.00
This House Party Hat features a unique vintage design with a playful twist on the classic snapback style. The distressed red color adds a touch of edginess, making it a standout accessory for any party or event. Add a touch of nostalgia to your outfit and turn heads with this one-of-a-kind hat.
You know you've tried it, and probably have a great story:) Take advantage of our flea market patch find! LIMITED EDITION as we don't have many.
Distressed red snapback, low profile, soft and comfy.
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
MOTHMAN Cryptid Series Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Mothman Distressed Ball Cap Black Washed!
Embrace the mystery with the MOTHMAN Cryptid Series Hat—a distressed black snapback that celebrates one of America's most legendary cryptids. Perfect for paranormal enthusiasts, cryptozoology fans, and anyone who loves a good unexplained phenomenon. This hat features bold MOTHMAN imagery that sparks conversation and captures that thrilling sense of the unknown. Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric with an adjustable snapback closure, it delivers comfort that matches its cool factor. The distressed finish adds authentic vintage character that makes it look like you've been hunting cryptids for years. Whether you're exploring folklore, attending cryptid conventions, or just vibing with the mysterious side of pop culture, this hat lets your inner cryptid hunter fly free.
The Mothman Prophecies
Featured here on our distressed black snapback, quite possibly the most comfy cool looking hat you will ever own.
Distressed Washed Ball Cap
Adjustable snapback closure
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
What The Cluck Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Angry Minnow What The Cluck Hat
We're having so much fun with our Peepen the Chicken Series that we made him into a hat patch! Angry Minnow what the Cluck Hat
Ruffle some feathers with the What The Cluck Hat—a distressed black snapback that brings hilarious poultry-inspired humor to your wardrobe. Perfect for chicken lovers, farm enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good pun with their headwear. This hat features cheeky "What The Cluck" branding that guarantees laughs and double-takes from everyone around you. Made from supremely soft, breathable fabric with an adjustable snapback fit, it keeps you comfortable while you crack jokes all day long. The weathered distressed finish gives it that authentic, lived-in character that adds to its charm. Whether you're a backyard chicken keeper, a farm-to-table enthusiast, or just someone who loves quirky humor, this hat lets your playful side take center stage. Get ready to be the most entertaining person in the room.
Best Hats for Women
Our Angry Minnow Vintage hats are a best seller, super soft, comfy and adjustable so they fit pretty much everyone! Seriously, this will be your favorite hat! @ AMV we make the softest and best hats for women!
Best Hats for Men
Get your What The Cluck Hat before this Limited Edition design is gone!
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Sleestack Monster Hat - Distressed Kelly Green Snapback
$ 32.00
Sleestack Monster Hat
For you 70's babes, you know what this is! The creature of our childhood nightmares, the Sleestack! We found this awesome patch flea marketing and paired it with our AMV hats. Available in Kelly green distressed in this listing.
Adjustable snap back closure
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Krofft Licensed GNU
Lil' Buddy Hat - Limited Edition Ginger
$ 32.00
Chaka Hat
Introducing the limited edition Lil' Buddy Hat, featuring the iconic Chaka from Land Of the Lost. Made with premium materials, this hat is the perfect addition to any wardrobe. Stay stylish and show your love for the classic series with this unique Ginger color way.
We only have a few of these patches so hopefully one of these creations will be yours!
If you love it like we do, grab it!
Adjustable snapback
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
WOODBOOGER Bigfoot Cryptid Series Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Woodbooger Cryptid Washed Baseball Cap
Calling all cryptid hunters and Bigfoot believers! Rock this distressed black snapback featuring the legendary Woodbooger—West Virginia's most elusive and mysterious forest dweller. Whether you're a serious sasquatch enthusiast or just love quirky, conversation-starting headwear, this hat celebrates the folklore and fun of cryptid culture.
Woodbooger Bigfoot Hat
The vintage-inspired distressed finish gives it authentic character, while the adjustable snap back closure ensures a comfortable fit for any head size. Perfect for hiking trips, cryptid conventions, or just letting your weird flag fly around town. This isn't your average hat—it's a badge of honor for those who believe in the unexplained and embrace the strange. Spot one in the wild and you'll know you've found your people!
Our famous WOODBOOGER "Bigfoot" hat!
This comfortable distressed lid is sure to be a hit amongst friends.
If you love Bigfoot this is the hat for you. Unisex, snap back fit. Check out our Cryptid Hats and gear too!
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Friends Of Smokey Bear Hat- Distressed Sage Green Snapback
$ 32.00
Friends of Smokey Bear Sage Green Baseball Cap
The Best selling Smokey Bear Sage Green Officially Licensed Smokey Bear Gear! from Angry Minnow Vintage Clothing Co.
Smokey Bear Apparel
Offered in this post is a beautiful sage green color with Smokey front and center. Friends of Smokey is sure to start conversations everywhere for smokey bear lovers! Smokey Bear Apparel can be found at Angry Minnow Vintage.com
Smokey Bear Distressed Baseball Cap
Adjustable snap back closure Smokey Bear Distressed Baseball cap
Texaco Vintage Logo Hat- Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Texaco Vintage Logo Hat Distressed Baseball cap
Texaco brand new to the Texaco/ Angry Minnow Vintage Lineup! These super soft comfortable hats are sure to turn heads and make you the center of every social gathering. Texaco Vintage Logo Hat Distressed Baseball Cap!
Texaco Near Me
You can put in Texaco Near me to go find this awesome hat but it would be sold out or not found!
Texaco Gasoline Clothing
Texaco hats are Officially licensed and distributed by Angry Minnow Vintage. You can find other Texaco Clothing at angry minnow vintage website! Texaco Gasoline Retro Apparel
Prepare to hear "Where did you get that!"
Adjustable snapback
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
CHUPACABRA Cryptid Series Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Chupacabra Cryptid Hat Distressed Black
IT'S HERE!!!!! After a long wait, new to the Cryptic Line up, the CHUPACABRA!
El Chupacabra
Unleash the legend with the CHUPACABRA Cryptid Series Hat—a distressed black snapback that honors the most notorious creature of cryptid lore. Designed for paranormal enthusiasts, folklore collectors, and anyone captivated by mysterious legends from around the globe. This hat showcases striking CHUPACABRA imagery that demands attention and sparks wild conversations. Built with supremely soft, breathable fabric and an adjustable snapback fit, it keeps you comfortable while you channel your inner cryptid hunter. The weathered distressed finish gives it that authentic, time-worn appeal that only adds to its mystique. Whether you're a true believer, a folklore fanatic, or just love the thrill of the unexplained, this hat lets you wear your cryptid passion with style and attitude.
Black Washed Snapback Hat
Featured on our super comfy low profile snapback hat. Adjustable snap back closure.
Limited Edition Cryptid Hats go quickly, if you love it grab it!
Snapback fits up to 7 1/2”
Sleestak Monster Hat - Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Sleestack Hat
Introducing the
Channel your inner dinosaur hunter with this Sleestak Monster Hat, inspired by the cult-classic reptilian villains from Land of the Lost. This distressed black snapback captures the eerie charm of those hissing creatures that haunted the show's parallel dimension. Perfect for vintage TV enthusiasts and 70s nostalgia lovers, it's a conversation starter that proves the best monsters make the best merch. Adjust the snapback for the perfect fit and wear your fandom with a mischievous grin.
This amazing combo is sure to be a great conversation starter! Show off your love of this iconic creature from the 70's in your Sleestak hat!
Adjustable snapback hat
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Artistic Designed
GNU Licensing
Schlitz Beer Hat- Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Schlitz Beer Baseball Cap
Go for the gusto with the Schlitz Beer Hat—a distressed black snapback that celebrates iconic American brewing heritage and vintage beer culture. Perfect for Schlitz fans, beer historians, and anyone who appreciates classic brewery tradition. This hat features the legendary Schlitz branding that honors generations of quality beer and timeless American spirit. Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric with an adjustable snapback closure, it delivers all-day comfort that keeps you coming back for more. The weathered distressed finish captures authentic vintage character and that perfectly worn-in aesthetic that only genuine retro pieces possess. Whether you're a beer enthusiast, a vintage collector, or simply someone who loves classic American breweries, this hat lets your passion for Schlitz and retro beer culture shine through with attitude. Grab yours and join the legacy of Schlitz devotees who refuse to settle for anything less than legendary.
Hats and tees featuring this iconic logo are now available on our Angry Minnow Vintage site (All items sold separately). Schlitz Beer Apparel
Schlitz Beer Baseball Cap
Officially Licensed by Pabst Brewing Company! Schlitz Beer hat Angry Minnow Vintage. Schlitz Beer Baseball Cap
Adjustable snap-back closure, low profile, soft and comfy fit like a favorite baseball hat.
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Rainier Beer Hat- Distressed Black Snapback
$ 32.00
Rainier Beer Hat Retro Hat
Reach for the peaks with the Rainier Beer Hat—a distressed black snapback that celebrates Pacific Northwest brewing heritage and vintage beer culture. Perfect for Rainier fans, beer enthusiasts, and anyone who loves authentic regional brewery tradition. This hat features the iconic Rainier branding that honors generations of quality beer and timeless mountain spirit. Built from incredibly soft, breathable fabric with an adjustable snapback closure, it delivers comfort that keeps you reaching for it again and again. The weathered distressed finish captures authentic vintage character and that perfectly worn-in aesthetic that only genuine retro pieces possess. Whether you're a beer collector, a Pacific Northwest native, or simply passionate about legendary American breweries, this hat lets your love of Rainier and retro beer culture shine through with style. Grab yours and join the community of fans who know that the best views come with a cold Rainier and the perfect vintage hat.
Prepare to hear "Where did you get that!"
Adjustable Snapback, super soft low profile hat. Fits like your favorite hat!
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Hamm's Beer Retro Hat- Distressed Royal Blue Snapback
$ 32.00
Hamm's Beer Retro Hat
Hamm's Brewing Co, with their iconic images and fantastic jingle has fully licensed us to create flannels, hats, tees and hoodies. Etched in so many memories, these fantastic images are sure to make everyone smile. Hamm's Retro Style Apparel
Angry Minnow Clothing Co. created this retro design just for Hamm's Brewing! From the Land of Sky Blue Waters we bring you this gorgeous combo! Hamm's Retro Style Apparel from Angry Minnow Vintage!
Adjustable snapback hat
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
Johnson Sea-Horse "Rectangle Patch" Hat- Dis Teal
$ 32.00
Johnson Sea Horse Retro Hat
Looking for a cool fishing hat that your friends will be jealous of? Check out this fun retro style piece! Johnson Sea Horse Retro Hat
At Angry Minnow we LOVE to fish, its how we came up with our name! Retro feel logos like this remind us of fishing trips and cabin adventures growing up, we just cant resist creating nostalgic pieces!
Unisex Adjustable snapback closure
Available in Distressed Red in a separate listing
After School Hat- Distressed Purple Snapback
$ 32.00
After School Hat
Get ready to turn heads with our After School Hat in Distressed Purple! This snapback features a unique vintage patch discovered by one of our keen-eyed sourcers, adding authentic retro flair to your look.
The worn-in purple fabric gives it a cool, lived-in vibe, while the adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for all-day comfort. Whether you're hitting the streets or just chilling with friends, this hat brings playful style and genuine vintage charm to every outfit. Embrace the nostalgia and make it your new go-to accessory!
Adjustable Snapback
Queen of Hearts Hat- Distressed Black
$ 32.00
Queen of Hearts Hat- Distressed Black
Rule the table in style with the Queen of Hearts Hat—a distressed black snapback that's perfect for card enthusiasts and game night lovers. This playful piece celebrates the iconic queen with vintage flair and authentic character. Crafted for maximum comfort with a soft, breathable fit and adjustable snapback closure, it's the ideal accessory for poker nights, casino trips, or casual wear. The distressed finish gives it that cool, lived-in look that speaks to your love of classic card games. Whether you're all in or just having fun, this hat lets your inner card shark shine through.
Angry Minnow Headware
We design and make Angry Minnow headware starting in 2024. Look for Bucket Caps, Foam Hats, Structured Hats and Flat Brim hats all being introduced in 2024!
Distressed Baseball Caps
Angry Minnow Distressed Baseball Caps
Fits up to size 7 1/2"
•Red hat and Queen of Hearts flannel sold separately•
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