PROTECT OUR NATIONAL PARKS Tee $ 28.00
PROTECT OUR NATIONAL PARKS Tee Enjoy your afternoon hike but beware of the inhabitants! Protect our National Parks Tees feature legendary cryptids like Mothman and Wendigo—perfect for outdoor enthusiasts with a sense of humor. Lightweight, comfortable, and ready for whatever lurks in the wilderness. Because every great adventure needs a good laugh.
DAY AT THE LAKE Cryptid Tee from $ 28.00
DAY AT THE LAKE Cryptid Tee Bigfoot and Nessie's big day out at the lake (when we're not watching of course). This comfy cotton/poly blend tee celebrates the unlikely friendship between two of cryptozoology's most elusive legends. Perfect for lake trips, cryptid enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates offbeat humor and vintage-inspired casual style. Soft, relaxed fit that works year-round. Pair with our CRYPTID Pajama Loungers for the ultimate cozy vibe!
LEAVE ME A LOON Tee from $ 28.00
LEAVE ME A LOON Tee Perfect for anyone who needs a little peace and quiet—or just vibes with Minnesota's most iconic bird. Soft fabric that won't quit, bold graphic that speaks volumes, and unisex sizing so everyone gets to wear the attitude. Available S–3XL.
Don't be an Assquatch Tee from $ 28.00
Don't be an Asssquatch Tee Embrace your wild side with this playful sasquatch tee that celebrates cryptid culture and good humor. Featuring a fun, tongue-in-cheek design, it's perfect for nature lovers, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates quirky apparel. Unisex sizing ensures a comfortable fit for everyone. Soft, durable fabric makes it ideal for casual wear, weekend adventures, or just making people smile. Cotton/ Poly mix helps shrinkage and feels great! Unisex sizing S-3XL Pair with our Bigfoot pajamas for the ultimate hang out outfit or holiday gift!
Minnesota Parks Centennial Hoodie from $ 50.00
Minnesota Parks Centennial Hoodie A nod to Minnesota history, our Minnesota Centennial Parks hoodie hits the mark! Perfect for outdoor and history enthusiasts this incredibly soft hoodie is available in sweet cream or grey. Slide into this comfy piece and bask in all-day comfort—it's like a hug from a Minnesota breeze, minus the mosquito bites. Whether you're chasing parks or just your own tail, this hoodies got your back (literally). S-3XL Minnesota Parks Centennial Pajama Loungers sold separately
Dorothy meets Alice Tee from $ 28.00
Dorothy meets Alice Tee A top notch mashup that brings Dorothy's Kansas charm and Alice's wonderland whimsy together with a snarky twist. This tee celebrates the magic of two iconic heroines with tongue-in-cheek style — perfect for fans who appreciate literary references with attitude.Unisex sizing S-3XLAvailable in Sweet cream or Silver Grey
COUNTRY SPARKLE DOLLY Tee from $ 28.00
COUNTRY SPARKLE DOLLY Tee Americas Sweetheart remembered in 2 beautiful colors. Dolly won the hearts of millions with her beautiful music and soul. Celebrate the icon who defined country music and gave us timeless anthems that still resonate today. This tee honors her legacy of authenticity, resilience, and pure heart—perfect for fans who've grown up singing along to her greatest hits. Rock that sparkle and wear your country pride with confidence. Sparkle like you own it!
DOLLY Howdy Darlin' Tee from $ 28.00
DOLLY Howdy Darlin' Tee Americas Sweetheart remembered in beautiful colors. Dolly won the hearts of millions with her beautiful music and soul. Celebrate the icon who defined country music and gave us timeless anthems that still resonate today. This tee honors her legacy of authenticity, resilience, and pure heart—perfect for fans who've grown up singing along to her greatest hits.
Minnesota Centennial Parks Tee $ 28.00
A nod to Minnesota history, our Minnesota Centennial Parks Tee hits the mark! Perfect for outdoor and history enthusiasts this incredibly soft tee is available in sweet cream or grey. Slide into this tee and bask in all-day comfort—it's like a hug from a Minnesota breeze, minus the mosquito bites. Whether you're chasing parks or just your own tail, this shirt’s got your back (literally). Unisex Sizing S-3XL Cotton/ Poly mix Minnesota Centennial Pajama Loungers sold separately
I’M FINE tee- Silver Grey from $ 28.00
I said I’m fine T-shirt offered in Silver Grey. Snarky and fun for Guys and gals. Unisex sizing small through 2X. Perfect for when you want to say “I’m fine” without actually saying it—because sometimes words are overrated, but style isn’t.  
HALLOWEEN BUDS Tee from $ 28.00
Grab your crew and celebrate Halloween in style with the HALLOWEEN BUDS Tee. This fun, unisex tee features everyone's favorite spooky characters and works perfectly for parties, trick-or-treating, hayrides, or just spreading autumn vibes. Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable all day and night, while the classic cut flatters every body type. Layer it with your favorite flannel or distressed hat for that effortlessly cool fall aesthetic.
We're all in this together Hoodie- Sweet Cream from $ 50.00
We're all in this together Hoodie- Sweet Cream We're all in this together like hostages, wonderfully snarky hoodies. Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor and relatable commentary on life's shared chaos. Soft, comfortable fit in a versatile sweet cream color way that pairs with everything in your casual rotation Heritage Hoodie collection from Angry Minnow Vintage Unisex sizing S-2XL
Don't Pet the Werewolf Tee $ 28.00
Don't Pet the Werewolf Tee Don't Pet the Werewolf Tee is the perfect Halloween essential for anyone who loves playful, spooky style. This unisex tee works great layered under one of our AMV HALLOWEEN Art Flannels for a complete seasonal look.Made from a durable cotton-poly blend, it holds its shape wash after wash without shrinking. Available in sizes S–3XL, it's designed for a comfortable fit whether you're trick-or-treating, hitting a party, or just embracing the Halloween spirit all season long. Due to the short season, seasonal items are non-returnable. Due to popular demand, please expect to ship out after September 10th. We do hand make all of our products to order. We appreciate your patience and kindness!
Beast of Bray Road Cryptid Hat $ 35.00
Beast of Bray Road Cryptid Hat The Beast of Bray Road, a legendary Wisconsin werewolf that frankly scared the crap out of us. Joining our legendary line up of cryptids, the Beast of Bray road is sure to create a hub bub wherever you go.  Rock this bad boy and watch heads turn faster than a werewolf spotting a full moon—comfortably snug with an adjustable SnapBack that fits up to 7.5” because no two noggins are created equal!Adjustable SnapBack fits up to 7.5”  Check out our entire CRYPTID line up- Bigfoot, Mothman, Lizardman and Yeti just to name a few!  
It says here you are a Dick Head Tee from $ 28.00
Perfect for anyone who appreciates bold humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. This tee delivers a cheeky message with attitude—ideal for casual wear, nights out, or just making people laugh. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically funny. Unisex Sizing S-3XL
Alice Tee- Down the rabbit hole from $ 28.00
Alice Tee Down the Rabbit Hole Step down the rabbit hole in this vintage-inspired Alice tee. Soft, comfortable cotton with a distressed graphic that captures the whimsy and wonder of Wonderland. Perfect for casual wear, this tee blends classic literary charm with modern streetwear vibes. A must-have for fans of timeless tales and vintage aesthetics from Angry Minnow Vintage